charlesoberonn:

roughstar:

rowanyourlocalarsonist:

charlesoberonn:

shannontheapostate:

charlesoberonn:

Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare

Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.

Just let me die, thanks

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Your IV drip is sponsored by G-Fuel. Every bag comes filled with a little surprise.

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How dare you to hide this in the tags?

This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date

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Both statements are true

twenty-first-order-simulacra:

monarcho-mysticism:

Call me times the way weak men make me hard

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wlw-wukong:

oldguardleatherdog:

fuckingtiredbitch:

strangletwink:

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I’m a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who’s doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I’m available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men’s room wall at any leather bar and it’ll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

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disordersofresonanceandairflow:

disordersofresonanceandairflow:

new favorite command

this as a loop in an ambient techno track

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

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I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

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ushimooshi:

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Dough kneading

cockyhorror:

teddykaczynski:

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THEY DIDNT DO IT

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lgbtbooklr:

“Gender is a shell game. What is a man? Whatever a woman isn’t. What is a woman? Whatever a man is not. Tap on it and it’s hollow. Look under the shells: it’s not there”

— Naomi Alderman, The Power

teddykaczynski:

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THEY DIDNT DO IT